- Santa Claus with NSA badge. Caption: "He knows when you're sleeping."
- An old lady is at the pick-up window at a drive-through pharmacy. The guy hands her a big bag of weed and says, "Make sure you take all of this even if you feel better."
- An octopus holding 6 AK-47's, 1 Tommy gun, and 1 AA-12 and with a grenade in its mouth. The Tommy gun, AA-12, and 1 or 2 of the AK-47's should have drum magazines.
- A dinosaur fighting an elephant.
- A tyranosaurus with big proportional muscular arms.